I’m just gonna leave this here.
JUST IN TIME FOR BREAKFAST!!
AND SECOND BREAKFAST.
Hey, mate, if you’re having pancakes while I’m *snif* at work, can you eat one for me ?
look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.
life hack just fucking put a rolled joint into a bitch ass cup of apple cider just do it 420 blaze it fucking stick a joint into apple cider
ive been informed that is actually a cinnamon stick i will see myself out